Great Non-Fiction Prose

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Whoever wrote this should be nominated for some kind of Nobel prize for writing some of the best non-fiction words in quite some time. Sienna Miller, holed up with Balthazar Getty in LA the last few weeks, came home to her pad in North London to find the words "slut" spray-painted on the side of the house.

I could understand being pretty pissed off at this normally, but it Sienna's case it's genuinely true. What else does she expect? In all fairness, I guess someone should paint gigolo manwhore on Balthazar Getty's house, but my guess is that his security is a bit tighter.