Renne Zellwegger Is Shiny

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So I don't know how old Renee Zellweger is or what the hell this photo op is for. Maybe Appaloosa which I saw Thursday night and it wasn't bad actually. But what I do know is that Renee's face has had some serious aftermarket work done to it! It's kind of like an intricate recipe...botox, then dump powder on the face, then stretch it and pin it in place, then add shiny shit and finally top it off with some silver crap. Why is it always silver with her anyways? I guess she's at that age now!