Dane Cook Gets Evicted Because Of Dog Crap

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Serves a douche right! Dane Cook was evicted from his LA apartment after repeated offenses for not picking up after his dog. Despite a judge's ruling, Cook is fighting the order claiming a "supernatural" defense.

Cook claims he only rented the apartment in the first place because his heroes, Belushi and Martin, used to live in the same complex back in the day, and according to the court docs filed in L.A. County Superior Court, he would suffer serious "mental and emotional" damage -- and his career would crumble -- if he was forced to leave. In the docs, Cook claims, "I know that the presence of those that have lived there before me affects me deeply and provides me with inspiration." Cook went on to say, "In the same way that writers can get writer's block, comedians can really easily run out of ideas and 'stories'; I am extremely frightened that this will happen to me if I am forced to move out of my apartment. I've seen it happen to other comics, that something interferes with their connection to their creative muse, and it's destroyed careers."

Hmmm...the ironic thing about this is that Belushi and Martin are actually funny. Weird. Their mojo must be helping Cook in some opposite-day way.