Paris Might Move To London?

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No, no the city, the skank. Paris Hilton was recently in London filming for her new BFF show on MTV. She has told the Daily Mall that she wants to stay in London permanently. Damn. I bet all the Londonites are desperately looking for handguns to do themselves in as we speak!

She told Daily Mail columnist Richard Kay: “I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. “I have already been here for a month and am much, much happier here.” And Hilton already has her eye on one particular man. “I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy, but it’s early days.”

Ahh..."early days"...code for I haven't told him I have Herpes yet. Early days usually are the loveliest in a relationship, especially before someone asks for an STD test.