Oh No He Didn't!

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For my sanity and Justin's, I really hope he didn't do this. The New York Post is claiming that Justin hooked up with mega-slut Tila Tequila on Halloween.

Justin Long is in a downward spiral when it comes to women. After Drew Barrymore broke up with him, Long took up with Kirsten Dunst, maintaining an on-again, off-again relationship for months with the Marie Antoinette star. But on Halloween, the “Mac Guy” hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long “asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww,” our spy sniffed. A rep for Long didn’t get back to us.

Dude? Getting with Tila Tequila is like coating your dong in pig's blood and dipping it into a tank of rabid alligators - not the best idea. Kiki is rough, but Tila is so much worse!