Courtenay Semel Cut Off!

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If you're Courtenay Semel life sucks right about now. Courtenay Semel is the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel. She is also bi-sexual and rivals Paris in her skankness on any day. Courtenay's daddy has cut her off from his money.

"Courtenay's dad cut her off," a friend of the bisexual "social" told us. The daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, and an ex-girlfriend of Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila, "is freaking out because she doesn't know what to do." The solution may be a reality show. "She's looking into it because she needs money,"

I'm no brain surgeon, just a heart surgeon, but if you're bisexual and broke isn't porn the real answer? Besides, who wants to see this spoiled pile of mess on TV? I mean Kim has the ass, Denise has the crazy, Paris has the pickled brain (and a bunch of hot ass 22-year-old girls with insane legs), but what does Courtenay have to offer?