Nicole Put Joel On A Diet

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I guess Nicole was getting sick of dating some fat punk-rocker boy band wannabe. So she put his ass on a diet.

A source said: “Joel laughed it off at once, but Nicole became a food vigilante. She has banned fried food and most sugary items from the house. This was a true hardship for Joel because he was a junk food junkie.” The source added: “After some initial grumbling, Joel turned out to be a model dieter, much to Nicole’s delight. He is raving about sleeping better and having more energy.”

I guess he'll now look like a skinny troll instead of a round one.