The Kardashians Adopt A Chimp

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In a move resembling a new level of retarded, the Kardashians have adopted a chimp. Kim still managed to call it a monkey though.

Her name is Suzy, she is three years old, and she is a handful! She steals our BlackBerrys and climbs up my mom's bed. Having a monkey is a lot of work. Suzy always has her diaper on and we are the ones who have to change it! It's just like having an infant but worse because Suzy runs around like a teenager! She always needs to be fed, drinks out of a bottle and she loves Capri Sun juices!

Yeah I bet feeding a chimp Capri Sun is great for them since, you know, it grows all over the rainforest. The craziest part is that there is actually someone in the house that might actually offer a mental challenge!