Gwyneth Paltrow Should Manage Joaquin Phoenix

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Gwyneth Paltrow is always yapping about something. She's super smart and experienced and has spent years in the the "real" world. That's why she commented about Joaquin Phoenix and his budding (or wilting) rap career.

"I think that there might be some other explanation or something going on. I'm not quite sure what, but I can't believe that he's really going to quit [acting] forever to become a rapper. It seems kind of odd."

She also went on to give Joaquin some advice.

"Hmm ... maybe to go live in the projects for a few years to get some authenticity, maybe."

Ha! That's rich. As if Gwyneth has ever set foot within a hundred yards of the projects. And I think someone would beat Joaquin down in about five minutes when he mutters some crazy crap.