Lindsay Lohan: "Seth Rogen Won't Call Me Back"

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So Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of the upcoming Nylon magazine, I'm not sure what for, since she doesn't actually do anything anymore, but she talked about her "future."

I'm talking to [lots of people]. One is Sean Penn - I spoke to him again the other day. We're trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won't call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you're reading this!

Umm, you mean he won't call you back. Sean Penn is pure badass, you don't ignore his calls. Lindsay on the other hand, you don't call back unless you want to: a) ruin your career and put it in the shitter or b) score that late-night eight ball of coke when no one else is holding. Stay smart Seth!