Megan Fox To Play She-Hulk

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I'm not a comic-book major, but it turns out that The Incredible Hulk had a cousin. A hot female ass-kicking cousin! So, naturally, some players got together and decided to make this endearing story into a movie. And Megan Fox will be playing the She-Hulk.

A source said: "'She-Hulk' comics are popular so it's only natural that the character makes the transition to the big screen. "The idea is to make She-Hulk sexier but even more savage than the Hulk, which is why Megan is the big favorite for the lead. She'll be green of course and will have to hang on to a few more pieces of clothes than the male version when she transforms!"

Genius! Probably won't get the Oscar nod, but a genius piece of film-making nonetheless.