Russell Brand Is Doing Holly Madison

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I don't know what this Russell Brand dude is about, but he is reportedly dating Holly Madison. He looks like a douche, but a notable step up from Cris Angel.

“Russell has really hit it off with Holly. She’s a big star in the US, which he finds really attractive.” “Russ has been making late night visits to her home in the Hollywood Hills. He’s been there three times in the past week and neighbours have heard them ‘enjoying themselves’ loudly.”

I mean I can't blame girl, she's got to be having a field day actually sleeping with someone who doesn't bathe in viagra and flop around like a flaccid whale. Sorry for that visual.

Source via LA Rag Mag.