Britney Spears Spent $10 Million Last Year

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Those pesky minor expenses add up quickly. In Britney's case, it adds up to $10 million in one year.

In the papers, lawyers for the pop princess’ conservatorship detail her expenses, which include $625,000 for Kevin Federline’s family court-ordered fees, millions in legal expenses, $447,633.69 on security, $138,369.67 in credit card payments, $105,000 to rent a Malibu residence, $178,818 for childcare, $188,556 on assistants and employees, $285,594 on mortgage payments, $137,554.80 in living expenses, and $1.06 million in “miscellaneous business expenses.”

I didn't graduate from Harvard Business School, but it looks like the most profitable job in the lot is being a deadbeat White-trash dad, followed up by a bullying bodyguard. So much for higher education!