Still No Jobby Job

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Lindsay Lohan's acting career at this moment can be compared to a septic tank for lack of a better word. But, the ever-resourceful Lohan jetted off to Paris to talk about becoming a creative consultant for Emanuel Ungaro in his fashion line. Emanuel, like any sane human being, threatened to peace out if Lindsay was brought on board.

“Esteban is threatening to leave the company if they bring Lindsay on as a consultant,” said a fashion insider. “It has been a revolving door of designers there and if he leaves, his team will go with him.” According to our source, “Ungaro thinks Lindsay is going to bring the company new energy and new buzz, but she is going to be the nail in the coffin. Nobody will take them seriously ever again.”

Smart guy. Very smart. I mean, basically anyone that Lindsay approaches for a job, if they have any brain they don't want to be associated with her. Which is smart, unless you are running a cocaine shop in Amsterdam or a club for Anorexics. In that case she would be the spokeswoman sent from above!