If you didn't think Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were disgusting creatures before you probably will after reading their new book, “How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture.” These two are really what is wrong with American society today.
In their new book Speidi is here to tell you: becoming wildly famous requires hard work and a no-fail blueprint for success. Thinks you will learn from their new book:
* Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth--Heidi's exclusive tutorial
* Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer's "Villain-o-meter"
* Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
* Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
* Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
* Bow down to the power of the paparazzi
