Eva Longoria Only Has Sex On The Weekends

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So I'm not sure when anyone actually talks about Eva Longoria's career, but at least she manages to talk about the one interesting thing about her - her sex life.

She said: “I work three to four days per week. And then I fly to Texas to spend a long weekend with Tony. So we only have sex during the weekend.”

Ha! What a joke! You guys don't actually have sex - that's just pretend. It's really hard to picture her doing anything sexual with anyone besides a troll.
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