Tiger Woods Yacht Still Docked

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Tiger Woods is still holed up somewhere and has not been spotted in public since the day after Thanksgiving. Despite reports that he had fled, his yacht Privacy remains docked in a Palm Beach, FL harbor.

You know, I wonder if he is holed up on the yacht. After I've gotten to know Tiger a little better over these last few weeks, I'm guessing he has an actual strip club on the yacht, so why would he want to leave? I guess he has to get food piped in somehow, which would be a convenient explanation for all the random Hooters girls that seem to be coming and going from the pier.

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