Danielle Staub: "I'm A Born-Again Virgin"

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I almost fell off my chair when I read this one! Apparently Danielle Staub of The Housewives Jersey is a "born-again virgin" or something.

“I’m abstinent now,” she tells PEOPLE. “I realized that with abstinence, if you really, really believe in yourself like I do, you discover your own self-worth. Abstinence means you refrain from any sex — thinking about it, doing it — even to yourself! I’m a born-again virgin.” In fact, Staub says it’s been “over a year-and-a-half” since she’s had sex.

Every girl I have ever met that was a born-again virgin was a huge slut. No mystery there with Danielle...she did, afterall, date some huge coke dealer. It's so funny though because you totally know that this is a plea for a dude to "find her."
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