John Mayer is featured in Playboy's March issue, where Mayer talks about his past relationships with Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston to his dream mate. He says Simpson was like "a drug."
"And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them," he says, adding, "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me."
"Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say," he continues. "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"
He wasn't as vocal about his past relationship with Jennifer Aniston. He only denied reports that he penned the tune "Heartbreak Warfare" about her.
"That woman would never use heartbreak warfare," he tells Playboy. "That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person."
Mayer went on to say he has only slept with 5 people since breaking up with Aniston.
Here's the thing: I get less a** now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don't like jumping through hoops."
