Nick Hogan About To Be Engaged, Still An Idiot
Apparently Nick Hogan is still alive, but he hasn't managed to grow any additional brain cells. After somehow landing a somewhat attractive girlfriend, Nick blabbed to TMZ about his plan to get engaged before actually making the proposal.
Breana and Nick have apparently been dating for three years, and Hogan Junior told TMZ that he’s already bought the ring and plans to pop the question soon. And his excuse for telling is that they’ve been discussing the idea for a while so it wasn’t going to come out of the blue anyway.
Hulk May Be Off The Market
I know ladies, I'm sorry. I'll be giving away boxes of tissues all night. So, there's a possibility that Mr. Hulk Hogan might be off the market.
It's entirely possible that Hulk Hogan married Jennifer McDaniel over the weekend, given his Twitter proclivities and the fact they just got a marriage license a little while ago. "Sitting outside with my dogs and new awesome Mrs Hogan. the waves are crashing and life is beautiful. only positive vibes. like attracts like HH" Hogan wrote Saturday on his Twitter account, @HulkHogan4Real. There were, of course, no announcements of any kind about this, and we've even been scanning the announcements page. We'll have to keep an eye out for the public unveiling of the new Mrs. Hogan.
Wow - what an upgrade from Linda Hogan! On a completely unrelated sidenote, do you think it's possible for the Hulkster to live anywhere where clouds exist?
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Hulk Hogan Lies About His Wife's Engagement
When guys get dumped by their wives who then date someone younger than their children, and then buy a yacht called "Alimoney," they're usually psyched about it. Just like Hulk Hogan:
“I’m ecstatic for her, I’m very happy for them. I think they’re perfect for each other. I wish them the best,” he said in an exclusive statement to RadarOnline.com.
He is SO lying through his teeth!
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Linda Hogan Is A Wackjob
Oh Snap! Linda and Brooke Hogan have been feuding for some time now and Linda has fired back at Brooke for her claims that Linda is a drug user.
The Hogan family has been going back and forth lately, with Brooke Hogan laying accusations of drug use at her mother Linda Hogan's door. Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants, among other things: "[If] Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father's lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, [Linda's new boyfriend] will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called 'Redemption' which will easily surpass any of Brooke's records sales."
Ha! Some firefighter/paramedic (who still is on his "career path") is going to sell albums? I'm not saying Brooke Hogan is Motley Crue, but I'm sure she's sold more albums then we realize. How else could she pay for all that weekly hormone therapy?
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