OctoMom Just Killed The One Interesting Thing About Herself
How much do you think they paid her to be on this cover of "Steppin' Out?" $30? ... maybe $50. Anyhoo, OctoMom did an interview in the magazine and claims that she never had sex with her husband, and that she doesn't have any interest in sex at all.
"I can tell you that I never touched him physically. It was a different type of marriage.
That's all I want to say about it. I'm the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don't need that kind of thing. People need sex, but I don't .. I have zero sexual interest.
And in the spirit of sharing more than you'd probably ever want to know. I've never even touched myself in that way. Maybe if I had touched myself things would be different. It's like a trigger food. I never tried it so I don't know what I'm missing.
I couldn't even imagine kissing something. I'll be your friend but it would take at least five years for me to even consider having sex with you."
Who the hell is her PR person? They only reason people might even pay attention to her is if she made a sex tape, even then they would probably buy it just to burn it and make sure no copies ever circulate again. But since it sounds like a sex tape isn't going to materialize, why is she still around?
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Octomom Has A Yard Sale With Bikinis To Avoid Foreclosure
So I don't know if Octo Mom is firing on all cylinders, but apparently she thinks having a yard sale where she sells her bras and bikinis will help her avoid foreclosure.
"Octomom" Nadya Suleman's presumably well-broken-in nursing bra will be among the items up for bid at a planned auction-style yard sale at her Orange County home.
Saturday morning's auction is being hosted by radio personality David Gonzalez who goes by the name "Tattoo."
Gonzalez tells the Orange County Register that a bikini Suleman wore on the cover of tabloid magazines and other undergarments will also be available at the sale being held to support her family.
Octomom Might Lose Her Home
Remember Octo Mom? Yeah - me neither really. Anyhoo, she is basically a deadbeat and now may have her home foreclosed. I guess Octo Mom missed her math classes and didn't properly figure out how much money her uterus would make her.
As we first reported, Octo didn't make a balloon payment of $450,000 on March 10. She's also behind $4,139 on monthly payments.
The person who sold the house to Octo and holds the note, Amer Haddadin, tells TMZ he will give her until Tuesday to pay the two amounts, plus interest and attorney's fees, or his lawyer will file to foreclose on the house.
Octomom Loses 120 Pounds!
Octomom Nadya Suleman has lost 120 lbs! She started at 270. The mom-of-14 flaunts her new body in a set of bikini photos published in Star Magazine. Nadya claims there was no help from any plastic surgery.
"No way, I would feel like I cheated," she tells Star. "I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it on my own, naturally. My friends call me Rubber Band because I always snapped back so quickly after my other kids!"
We are going to call bullshit on this, I think Nadya Suleman picked herself a great plastic surgeon!
Octo Mom Claims She Has A Better Figure Than Kate Gosselin
Here's another story to let you know that Nadya Suleman is clinically insane, as if having 14 babies for money and "celebrity" wasn't enough. Her movie Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage aired last night and Nadya wasted no time in bashing Kate Gosselin, and her figure.
OctoMom Finally Gets Her Reality Show
I'm guessing someone got sick of cutting themselves with a rusty razor blade after talking to Nadya Suelman because by some act of a higher power, OctoMom has gotten her reality show. The good news is that it will be airing in Britain so we won't have to actually watch that crap. It hasn't been pitched to any American networks as of yet. Apparently the show will not follow the family 24-7, but will document birthdays and special family events.
Yawn. This sounds so awesome putrid. You have to love America - a loser has 18 kids she can't afford and a home in foreclosure, and she gets her own reality show. Holla!
