Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn Split

Scarlett Johansson and her dad boyfriend Sean Penn have split, according to a source. Reps declined to comment and no official reason for the split has been given. I'm not surprised, I don't think ScarJo could handle commitment if it punched her in the face.
Sean Penn Wants Charlie Sheen In Haiti

Sean Penn is probably all doped up on endorphins from the sex marathon that he and Scarlett Johansson are having, so I'll partially forgive him for making these comments, because he certainly can't be realizing what he's actually saying.
"I think his energies, intelligence and passion could be both of service and servicing to him, as it is to all who are touched by the struggle of the Haitian people," Penn said in a statement first obtained by Access Hollywood, which is where Sheen said this morning, "It looks like we're going down [to Haiti]."
That's a nice thought Sean, but don't you think his "energies, intelligence and passions" could be better put to use in, say, a Bolivian coke farm? Or wait - a porn set!
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Scarlett Johansson And Sean Penn Take A Vacation

Who knew Scarlett Johansson had daddy issues? Apparently she, 26, and Sean Penn, 50, have been hanging together doing it and recently took a trip to Cabo.
The pair left on a private jet from Van Nuys airport Tuesday morning, then were spotted having dinner in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, that night, according to sources. Early Wednesday morning, they returned to Los Angeles where Johansson is shooting the film We Bought a Zoo with Matt Damon.Source
Sean Penn Dated This. Then She Got Arrested

Looks like Sean Penn hasn't been hurting too much post-divorce. He apparently was dating some Sports Illustrated swimsuit model who got arrested in a barfight over the weekend.
“Jessica was out with a bunch of friends celebrating her new single status,” her attorney Mark Jay Heller said. “She just ended her relationship with Sean Penn and was celebrating.”
According to reports, White allegedly hit a woman repeatedly in the face and pulled her hair. She was then arrested outside of New York’s Avenue Lounge. She was held in police custody for over 12 hours.
Robin Wright Penn Files for Divorce

Robin Wright Penn filed for divorce from her husband of 13-years, actor Sean Penn, on August 12 in Marin County, California. The papers state that “both parties have already agreed to [shared] custody” of 16-year-old son Hooper and “the estranged couple have already agreed to division of all property.”
Irreconcilable differences are cited for the reason of divorce. The couple previously filed for divorce twice, only to reconcile both times.
In a recent interview with More magazine, Wright Penn insisted she has no plans to reconcile with Penn. “I hit that crossroad a while ago. I know what I don’t want,” she said.
The couple is also parents to daughter Dylan, 18.
Sean Penn Calls Off His Divorce - For The 19th Time
So remember that old Ford truck you used to have, that just wouldn't die? You swore you would sell it, but every time you put that "for sale" sign in the back, something just swept over you and you had to pull the sign down. Well, me neither, I actually had a piece of shit Ford Tempo that I gladly sold the first chance I got! At any rate, Robin Wright Penn is that old Ford truck for Sean Penn. Because he has called off his divorce - again.
The Oscar-winning actor filed a request Thursday to dismiss his legal separation case, Marin County, Calif., court records show. "This appears to imply that they're reconciling again," says L.A. divorce lawyer Lynn Soodik, who is not involved with the case. "It's unlikely Sean Penn would request a dismissal for any other reason."
I would hate to be on that rollercoaster!
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