Spiedi is Back!
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are so desperate to get back into the public eye. The couple were spotted skiing on the slopes in Mammoth, CA on Thursday (December 15), where Heidi, dressed in a hot pink ski suit, was more than happy to show off her love for her husband (and the photographers).
Just when you think these two are no longer relevant, they pop back up.
Why Spencer Pratt And Heidi Montag Are Broke
In news from two douche b's you haven't heard of in a while, I guess some people were wondering how Speidi managed to become totally broke. Personally, I would have thought this was a no-brainer since their combined IQ doesn't exceed that of a bowl of pudding, but apparently it's a little deeper than that.
They Faked It
So we all knew that the divorce between Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt was probably fake, but I was honestly surprised at how ridiculous it actually was.
After they found out The Hills would not be renewed earlier this year, Heidi and Spencer concocted a plan to get attention by divorcing shortly after their anniversary. The reality duo tell Life & Style there was interest in a series covering their split from British TV network ITV, so they splashed down cash to move their act to Costa Rica. But that deal fell through and soon after, they called off the divorce proceedings and reunited.
“The divorce was real — just the idea behind it was different than most people’s,” Spencer tells Life & Style. “Divorcing was the only way to keep Heidi’s career going because everyone hated me so much. Look at Sandra Bullock — her divorce from Jesse James was the best thing to happen to her image.”
Now, they worry how they’ll ever get themselves out of the cash crisis. “I can’t make regular money because I was playing such an unlikeable character on TV to keep my checks coming. Who wants to hire the jerk from The Hills?”
Ok. A few small details need to be pointed out here. 1) Sandra Bullock is an actual actress who has had a career. 2. Jesse James cheated on Sandra with a chick who wore Nazi Outfits, so she actually had a reason to get divorced. 3) Dude, cut your beard. The other sick thing is that they actually somehow blew through $10 million! Way to invest dawgs.
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Spencer Pratt Is Sick
Umm. I think Spencer Pratt is the new Jack Nicholson in some warped Hollywood-plastic-surgery-debacle version of The Shining.
Spencer Pratt's New Look?
Spencer Pratt, dressed as an old man in a gray wig and beard, attempted to crash 'The Hills' series finale party Tuesday at Hollywood’s Roosevelt Hotel. He was thrown off the property by security personnel so he threw his “own party” on the Hollywood Walk of Stars.
“I spend a lot of time being hated and I feel like I want a little closure,” he explained to Perez Hilton. “[Now] you will see the real Spencer Pratt. I'm legally released now to be free in America. Freedom of speech. So you can hear my obnoxious mouth on a whole, grander scale!” Pratt added.
Crazy.....
Spencer Pratt's Dad 'Wishes He Had Worn A Condom'
It sounds like Spencer Pratt's dad wishes he would have worn a condom - and I can't agree more.
"This is the day my earth dad wishes he had worn a condom. No joke," he tweeted.
Spencer may in fact not be joking. His parents have removed all photos of him from their home, according to Us Weekly.
He's estranged from his family, including younger sister Stephanie, because "he felt his parents would talk to him only about Stephanie and that they charged him with taking care of her," a source told the magazine. "He thinks she's a loser and doesn't want anything to do with her."
There's a strong possibility that it would have been better for the world if Spencer's dad would have gotten a vasectomy.
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