Snooki Without Makeup
You can count on the fact that almost anyone who falls under the Hollywood spotlight will inevitably falling prey to the vices of an image-driven industry. Snooki is no stranger, because she has dropped mega-weight after being in the public eye for a couple years. Now she has taken to her Twitter page to snap a photo without makeup.
The 24-year-old Jersey Shore star unveiled a makeup-free face on Twitter Wednesday, letting her natural beauty take center stage.
Fans praised the MTV star's fresh-faced look, prompting the 4-foot-9 "Princess of Poughkeepsie" to express her gratitude via the social networking site.
"Can I just say how amazing my fans/supporters are!" Polizzi wrote. "You guys really know how to put a smile on my face! Love you all beyond words."
Wow. She looks 1,000 times better without all that crap on her face (I'm not talking about man-based fluids, but all the "mob wives" makeup). She should definitely stick to this look!
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Snooki is Ready To Settle Down
And by settle down I mean get a boob job and a $500K engagement ring.
She tweeted not to long ago that she wants "knockers" like her Jersey Shore bestie JWoww.
"Very soon. Very soon," Snooki told me earlier today when she and JWoww stopped by E! to promote Thursday night's fifth-season premiere of their hit MTV reality show. "I hope in the next couple of months."
Snookers doesn't actually want bigger boobs. "They're a good size now, but I want them like this when I'm not wearing a bra," she said, cupping and lifting her chest up.
"I'm definitely taking her to my doctor," JWoww said. "I'll go in and get mine redone to make her feel better."
These gals love doing everything together. They'll soon start shooting their spinoff reality series for MTV, which will probably focus on them sharing a house.
They've said they'd love to have a double wedding. "But I feel like we'd be bridezillas and be like, ‘It's my time now—not yours!'" Snooki said.
Snooki's already looked at quite the expensive engagement bauble. "She tried on a $500,000 ring," her boyfriend of one year, Jionni Lavalle, said.
"Jionni made me take it off," Snooki admitted. "He was like, ‘Don't even think about it.' It was like this big and sparkly and amazing ring. I just want a big one."
Wow - what depth you have Snooki!
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Snooki Gets Sued For $7 Million
For reasons unknown to anyone except higher powers, Snooki has somehow managed to make a boatload of money off her Jersey Shore fame, and has slimmed herself down to 98 lbs so she can get married skank around the shore some more. Turns out that the fame and money isn't all silver linings and puppies when you get sued for $7 million.
The New York Post reports that Nicole Polizzi, the pint-sized "Jersey Shore" guidette, had shook hands with SRG Ventures to produce a closet-full of Snooki-swag. The move seemed natural, after Snooki's book, "A Shore Thing," hit the New York Times bestsellers list in January and her own perfume line -- aptly named "Snooki by Nicole Polizzi" -- debuted on HSN in November. But unfortunately for the 24-year-old, a Martha Stewart-goes-Jersey Shore Collection isn't in the stars just yet: Snooki pulled out of the deal in October and claimed that SRG wasn't fulfilling their side of the deal. In response, the company is now countersuing Polizzi with a $7 million lawsuit that alleges that the star brokered separate deals behind the company's back.
This one will be interesting, but my guess is the company will out-lawyer and out-money her, so good luck Snooks.
SourcePhotogallery: Jwoww’s Sexy New Bikini Line
Check out Jwoww's sticky new Perfect Tan Bikini line. It goes on like a Band-Aid, and can be re-used up to 20 times!
Jwoww’s Sexy New Bikini Line
Jwoww is making quite a splash with her new line of Perfect Tan Bikinis which promises to be the solution to heinous tan lines. Too bad it doesn’t cure poor fashion choices, foul language, or hangovers, because then they would actually make sense.
With the help of a blow dryer or curling iron (YIKES!?) the adhesive inside the cups of the tops will stick to your skin. Apparently if “the girls” need a little lift, this is not the bikini for you. If you happen to have a pair of fake ones, or ones that naturally defy gravity, these pasty-like boob covers will supposedly get the job done.
There are some concerns here including the likelihood that a random douche bag might run by and snatch it off like a heavy duty Band-Aid. These bikinis are supposed to work better as the skin gets warmer. What happens when the water is a little cool, or you walk into an air conditioned room? While Jwoww looks stunning in her pictures, these bikinis look like a pending wardrobe malfunction.
J-Woww Does Maxim Cover
J-Woww showed up on the cover of Maxim after her recent photoshoot, and I have to say, she kind of reminds me of a young Danielle Staub - minus the cocaine trafficking. Anyhoo, here's how she felt about it:
“I cried when I found out. I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out. This is probably my highest accomplishment.”
No argument here - this definitely is your highest accomplishment. But did they really need all the photoshop? I mean, it looks like they glued two Fiat airbags to her chest and then just "smoothed" the edges a bit - not too tasteful. And her face is total Danielle Staubing - we've all seen Jersey Shore and she doesn't exactly look like that!
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The Situation Sues Abercrombie & Fitch For $4 Million
The Situation may be a total idiot, but I have to hand it to him - he'll be the one with enough business sense to walk away from this thing with enough money to retire. His latest venture? Suing Abercrombie & Fitch to the tune of $4 million.
In court documents obtained by E! News, The Situation (real name: Mike Sorrentino) says Abercrombie & Fitch emblazoned T-shirts with slogans such as "GTL...You Know the Deal" and "The Fitchuation," thus violating his trademarked Jersey Shore catchphrases.
Though the clothing company initially offered to pay the MTV star to stop wearing its clothes, The Situation's legal team says an official offer was never extended.
"As a result of [Abercrombie & Fitch's] publicity campaign, [the retailer] profited off of the use of a false affiliation with Sorrentino," his legal team says. "It has wrongly used Sorrentino's name, image and likeness for advertising purposes in violation of applicable law."
The reality star -- who wants a jury trial -- is seeking a $1 million royalty and $3 million in damages.
